The other day I was having a discussion with someone when the subject of chivalry came up. He said he believed chivalry still had a pulse, challenging the theory that chivalry is dead.
I thought about this for a moment and responded that if chivalry does indeed have a pulse, it’s a weak one at that. Then, I thought about it some more and came to the following conclusion:
If chivalry is still alive, it’s on life support.
And to make matters worse, some asshole checked the Do Not Resuscitate box.
