My Dearest BRAVO,
We had a love that ran deep, but lately, I feel as if our relationship has changed. It just doesn’t feel quite as real to me anymore. And that is saying a lot for a network that has that exact word in most of its show titles.
After a rough day at work, I could always count on you to cheer me up. I’d turn on the TV and my beloved Housewives would suddenly appear, as if they had been waiting for me. From there we’d laugh together. Cry together. Shop together. Go on trips together. We’d even get waxed and liposuction together. Finally, we’d finish the day off with a nice glass of bubbly.
But soon, that bubbly would end up in someone’s face. And that champagne glass would be flung across the room. And then hair would be pulled. And punches would be thrown. And Insults would be hurled. Oh, how those insults were hurled! And I’d be left to ponder…
What the f**k am I watching?
It’s not that I don’t like the drama, and hey, I appreciate a good girl fight as much as the next guy. But come on, BRAVO! Sometimes I’m confused as to whether I am watching my precious Housewives or WrestleMania.
