WARNING:

This blog contains the following:

Strong Language

Adult Content

Age Discrimination

Single-Shaming

Reproductive Challenges

Gratuitous Cocktailing

Sporadic Binge Eating

Infrequent Exercising

Body Dysmorphia

Awkward Romantic Situations

Humiliating Life Portrayals

Unwarranted Mascot Beating

Occasional Xanax popping

Excessive F-Bombing

Extreme SPANX Wearing

Multiple Cat-Owning

And the explicit depiction of a middle-aged woman having a nervous breakdown because she hasn’t found her Happily Ever After.

Reader Discretion Is Advised.