This is my absolute most favorite time of year. Not because of the sunny weather, longer days or creative cocktails. Not because of the occasional fireworks, over-abundance of barbeques or flouncy floral dresses. This is truly the greatest time of year for one reason and one reason only – the BEST reality show on television is back on the air. That’s right…(drumroll please)…
90 Day Fiancé is BACK!
And as in season’s past…it’s a complete sh*t show. The most beautiful, glorious, dysfunctional, tragic sh*t show imaginable. Thank you, TLC. My Sunday nights are now whole again. 🙂 (BRAVO, take note.)
I can only equate watching this show to being given a great big bear hug while also being kneed in the crotch. It burns my eyes, turns my stomach and yet, warms my heart. How does it warm my heart, you may ask? Because it reminds that I have not quite reached the level of desperation the featured couples are at, which has clearly surpassed train-wreck-status and is heading towards full-on derailment.
This year, the 90 Day Fiancé franchise, which follows American and international couples going through the K-1 (Fiancé) Visa process, kicked off with its spinoff, Happily Ever After? This show follows couples who have already gone through the 90 day process and are married, and reveals what really happens after the wedding.
Spoiler Alert! I can actually tell you what happens in one word: DIVORCE.
