Cinderella

You may think you know me from the fairy tales, but you’ll never truly understand me until you’ve walked a mile in my glass slippers.

Tired of being a bored housewife and walking in the shadow of her husband, Prince Charming, Cinderella has turned her small shoe line, Original Cin, into one of the most recognizable brands throughout Far Far Away.  The shoe line, which started out featuring glass slippers for the everyday woman, has expanded to include apparel, accessories and a chain of thirty retail stores within the Kingdom.  Now, as she’s in the midst of launching her own talk show on the Hooray network, debuting her first single, Waiting For The Other Shoe To Drop, and releasing her autobiography, In My Shoes, (which is also being made into a television movie of the same name), love, family and friendships have all taken a back burner to her beyond busy career.

Snow White

When it comes to the men in my life, size really does matter.

Referred to as the “Martha Stewart” of the Enchanted Kingdom, Snow White has spent the last decade building an empire that is showcased by her lifestyle magazines, television shows, digital network, merchandise lines and eighteen published cookbooks, including her most recent, Short Men, Short Stories and Short Bread.  However, during her rise to the top, the news of a scandalous affair with Doc the Dwarf has left her divorced from the Prince and starting all over again.  Now, planning a wedding to Doc, which is being filmed for the Real Princesses of Far Far Away’s dramatic season finale, and dealing with the aftermath of the mysterious release of a slanderous tell all about her life called Forty Shades of White, Snow White is having second thoughts about everything, including life, love and her very unclear future.

 Belle

They say Beauty runs within.  But I say, there’s nothing wrong with having a little Beast in you.

Over the years, Belle has learned the very sad truth that beauty does indeed fade.  Instead of simply using the products from her own beauty line, Skin Deep, which is promoted as “the secret to the Fountain of Youth”, Belle has gone under the knife one too many times, at the claw-hands of her plastic surgeon husband, Beast, in an attempt to try and restore her natural appearance.  Unfortunately, the multiple procedures have left Belle disfigured, and has also led Beast’s attention to stray over to Belle’s arch-nemesis, Jasmine, who recently left her husband Aladdin for the Beast, and his promise of a new set of Double D breasts.  As Belle struggles with the collapse of her marriage, she has found comfort in the arms of another man, who is not only Charming, but  just happens to be married himself, to one of her oldest and dearest friends.

 Aurora

People say I’ve slept my way to the top.  I say I woke up just in time to live out my dreams.

After having six children and adopting six more children, Aurora more resembles Mother Goose than Sleeping Beauty these days.  In addition to her ever-growing family, she is also on the Board of Directors of an organization near and dear to her heart, Narcoleptics Awake to Prejudice (NAP).  Yet, trying to have it all, (while trying to stay awake), has taken a toll on this tired princess, who has turned to “other remedies” to get her through the day.  Now, quietly visiting Far Far Away’s most prestigious rehab center, Enchanted Meadows, (for the eight time), Aurora hopes to soon be free of her addictions before the rest of the Kingdom finds out about her exhausting secret and weary imperfections.

Rapunzel

Most women believe the key to life is stability.  I believe you haven’t lived until you let your hair down.

After finally being released from the tower she spent nearly all of her youth locked up in, Rapunzel has struggled to adjust to living her life on the outside, which unfortunately has lead to her unfortunate incarceration at the Far Far Away Penitentiary for fraud, tax evasion and a terribly violent domestic altercation with her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Flynn.  (Let’s just say he lost something very private to him during the dispute.)  Trading in her long, golden hair for short cornrows and an orange jumpsuit, Rapunzel must now make a choice to either rehabilitate her life, or take revenge on the people she feels have wronged her in the past.